Horses Photoshoot Challenge

As usual, I know what we’d be doing during the challenge once we’ve completed a task. So today, it’s definitely gonna be something to do with horses. Singapore Turf Club’s Riding centre was out location of the day and upon reaching, we were sent straight to hair and makeup. We all dressed up in our La Perla lingerie. I honestly thought I had to look the best out of the lot of them. Girls here are too big.. I mean, this is a modelling competition They should really learn to eat less fat and try getting slimmer!

So after out makingup and stuff, Lisa and Marcus, they told us we would be posing with horses. The details of the shoot was Love Nature and Romance.

My horse was a pain. I really did not enjoy this shoot one bit. It was one insanely difficult challenge and I have to try to connect with the huge beast but no matter how much I tried it was really impossible to communicate with it properly. ARGH. It’s really annoying when you try and you can’t because the non-human creature just wouldn’t understand human language.

I swear if my pictures turn out ugly I’m going to put down the beast and send it to the rubber factory!

Horse Stable Task

Woke up today at 5:30 (LAME- add to charlie B’z desperately quit list) I was expecting the call fume to be 6:30 – Instead Lisa shows up at the house with a trash can and plastic tongs in hand. I knew exactly what was coming. Lisa proceeded to walk through the house pointing out all the nasty filthy soiled areas of the house. EPIC FAIL!

When Lila asked who the messiest girls in the house where I was shocked when out of nowhere Isabelle and Nansi scream Charlie? Erm excuse me bitches but how the fXXX would you know? Do you share a room with me? NO! Just yesterday I had a rant about the dishes and pointed out that no one was abiding by my dishwashing schedule which they agreed to??? WTF!!!

Lisa said that the punishment for the so called messiest girls in the house was at our horse riding task today the messiest girls would muck out stables and the clean (brown noising, arse kissing ugly) girls would ride horses. LAME!

I’m wondering when the ignorant “GOODY TOO SHOES KISS ARSE CLAN” was invented? Seems to be a new thing and I’m not liking it! Been smiley all day long and kissing the production teams arse will not make you a good model nor distract away attention form your ugly faces or body fat!!! Just stop its annoying me!

I’m getting consistent migraines from all the annoying random ignorant female chit chat noise pollution! DO THEM NOT HAVE ANYTHING RELEVANT TO SAY??? I’M SICK OF ALL THESE GIRLS! SICK OF LOOKING AT THEM! SICK OF HEARING THEM CAN THEY JUST SHUT THEIR STUPID FACES FOR LIKE 10 MINS?

My new theory on why women are so stupid is because they spend all their time chatting about stupid bollocks instead of thinking! I am so over this noise and irrelevant small talk. I am now blanking everyone in the house except Jackie, they no longer exist to me! FLUFFING OFF THE EXCESS STREAMINING AND FINDING MY CENTER I SAID! JOG ON ALREADY I HATE YOU ALL!

The next time Nansi or Isabelle say something to me I am going to snap and go East London on their arses! I’m going to wipe that smile off their faces! What’s funny??? Why are you girls smiling??? If I was 26, I would retire from modeling and if I weighed as much as Nansi I would drop 15 kilos and try again next year!

Elimination

I am disappointed about leaving today as my picture had no criticism whatsoever. The only flaw I have was my attitude. And that really Sucks…

I don’t think it is fair that I leave because the other girls had alot of criticisms from the judges about their pictures, and I didn’t! But this is life and life isn’t fair… I came to terms with that a long time ago.

I would like to say sorry to the production team for all my tantrums and attitude on set and would like to thank them for this opportunity.

To all the other girls (Except Jackie: I love you bitch) Don’t think you have one over me just because you are still there~ A modelling competition is not the “BE ALL” AND END MY CAREER. I will try not to splash at your face with all my might when I am rich and you are poverty-stricken!

Still can’t believe I am leaving just because I’m a little politically incorrect and that I threatened to kill my prop (the horse) It didn’t affect the picture…RUDE!

Oh well… we live and we learn..

Until next time..

Grocery Shopping Task

Grocery shopping. Pfft. Not likely that we we are able to get what ever we want. I mean I am pretty sure there is a kick to this. Lisa mentioned Grocery Shopping. In my mind, immediately I kind of knew it was going to be some kind of healthy-living linked up task. I mean, if the other girls don’t realise it, they must be pretty darn thick in the head.

So we all made our way to NTUC Fair Price Finest, civilisation! Thank goodness they offer a wide product assortment, I was initially afraid that they were going to bring us to some tiny convenient store without the value-added services. But nope, shopping around and finding all my healthy foods (though i really wanted to grab all the sinful snacks) was conducive enough. FairPrice Finest most definitely brings the finest closer to us.

I grabbed all the healthy vegetables and fruits and whilst carefully looking at all the prices. Damn! The prices here are really affordable, from the layout of this place I thought keeping within our budget of 30 dollars would be a problem, but nope… it was actually pretty easy!

In the end of it all, I was right, it was a task and Mitch from Evolve checked all out items purchased. Sooo… I saw Jackie’s! And boy was she thick.. Obviously in a Modelling competition there would be challenges! All she got were Snacks Snacks Snacks. So yup, I was one of the top 4 girls to win an award. Thankgoodness.

Our prize? A Muay Thai Class instead of a dreadful physical training and an IKEDA spa treatment, where I had myself a facial!

So first up was our Muay Thai Class. God, it was a great deal of fun fun fun! I kinda just found out that Muay Thai is actuallt recognized globally as the most effective striking art today! Gosh, I mean I’m part that and I know it’s Thailand’s national sport, but I’ve never really done it before- till today and boy, did I have the time of my life! Muay Thai, is based on simplicity and effectiveness, and with my strong determination and great wit, I was able to do quite brilliantly if you asked me. It is honed over 2000 years, and its graceful blend of punches, elbows, knees, and kicks perfectly summed up AWESOME!!!!

I bet Muay Thai’s effectiveness is mainly seen in real situations, be it in the ring or on the street what I have learnt today, I can see myself using a hell load (Do not put me in prison if you read this but yes). Its simple moves are pretty easily learnt but the efficiency in movement needed to generate maximum power was quite a tough learning experience. Nonetheless worth it!!! Thanks Evolve!

Treadmill Photo Challenge

ARRRGGGH!! I AM SO SO SO SLEEPY! Being sleepy makes me cranky. I really do need my sleep.

So today kick started by me waking up at a horrid time. FIVE freaking THIRTY in the morning! Who are you kidding?! I’m sure most of you are thinking that I should be kinda used to it by now but actually I am NOT. Not one bit used to waking up so so so freaking early. My complexion is getting all grey due to the lack of sleep. PFFT.

So yea, anyways…9 girls remain.. It was actually supposed to be 10 but with all the drammmma that happened, it’s now NINE. YAY! Less competition! (Eventhough the rest of the flock really have nothing on me). Anyway, I’m glad I do know that whenever you are given a sum of money or anything at all (in this case it was to go on a grocery-shopping trip where we were “supposedly” allowed to buy whatever we wanted,) NOTHING IN LIFE COMES FREE.

GOD. Seriously, I do still feel that some of the girls are pretty darn thick. HAHHAHA! THIS IS A COMPETITION PEOPLE. USE YOUR BRAINS! Anyway, they deserved their punishment where they had to work off their individual amounts of calories as calculated by the dietician, HAHAHA. While I enjoy my well deserved FACIAL. Freaking needed it, I still need it today..( esp. Since we’re up at 5.30am yet again) but anyway, hopefully the photo challenge where we’re required to run on the treadmills with heels on won’t be tooooo crazy a task.

Ep4 – Elimination

Ep3 – Treadmill Photochallenge

Ep3 – Elimination

Ep3 – Grocery Shopping Task

Ep2 – Random